The $250 Million Dollar Man

"So did you hear the news?" asked a friend here with whom I debate politics with (politely).

"What?" I thought he had information to verify any rumors of us moving into the real combat zone, up north.

"About Romney." He replied pointedly, as if I would know what he was referring to, and added, "He dropped out of the race."

"Yeah, after spending $50 million out of his own pocket," I said.

"Wow, what will he ever do? Now he only has $200 million left. He just might have to go get a real job!" We both laughed.