Wednesday, December 5, 2007

The Teddy Bear Bandit

“Off with her head!” they cried. But alas, the British teacher Gillian Gibbons flew into ‘Londonstan’ from the Sudan after being pardoned for allowing her students to name a teddy bear Muhammed. Will the ‘benevolence’ of a pardon by Sudanese President Omar al-Bashir bring the collective wrath of the blood-thirsty Sudanese Muslims against him? Will he be labeled as a munafiq (traitor) and assassinated for letting her go back to England?

Frankly, with the brewing Islamic terrorism festering in England nowadays—having seen London’s Islamic expatriate legions myself—I’d only have one suggestion for Ms. Gibbons: Watch your back!

Too bad my colleague and friend who guards the Royal Family can’t protect her too.

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